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26

Jul

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

14

Jul

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

knitmeapony:

ONE TWEET. THIS FIT IN ONE TWEET. IF YOU FUCK IT UP YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

(Source: ethiopienne)

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

jennloves:

Esteban…..


Yes?

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

jennloves:

Esteban…..

Yes?

(Source: g-iggle)

13

Jul

(Source: porelchico)

neilnevins:

theladylillibet:

catsidae:

Some things that should be acceptable by now:

  • Girls having sleepovers with boys.
  • Female nipples showing.
  • Marriage equality and equality in general.
  • Doing what you want with your body.
  • Wearing what you want,
  • Kinder eggs in America.

For a second I thought you meant eggs should be nicer to people

well they should anyway

(Source: lostingifs)

thankstoprometheus:

I WANTED TO KNOW HOW OLD ONE OF THE PLAYERS WAS AND SOMEONE EDITED THE ENTIRE PAGE SO WHEN I UPDATED THE PAGE THIS CAME UP OH MY GOD

thankstoprometheus:

I WANTED TO KNOW HOW OLD ONE OF THE PLAYERS WAS AND SOMEONE EDITED THE ENTIRE PAGE SO WHEN I UPDATED THE PAGE THIS CAME UP OH MY GOD

11

Jul

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

Fuck Yeah Men of Color

(Source: oberynthemartell)

10

Jul

Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

09

Jul

mrscalypsojackson:

THIS SHOW GAVE ZERO FUCKS

imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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jenxmalone:

Since Johanna Mason was the only living female victor of 7 for the Quell, I would like to think that when they called up “Ladies first” she just stomped over, grabbed the piece of paper herself and shouted “GEE I WONDER WHO THE FUCK IT COULD BE? HOLY FUCK BALLS IT’S ME I’M SO SHOCKED” and the Peacekeepers have to drag her away from the microphone

08

Jul

(Source: vintageborn)