You're tacky and I hate you.
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman [x]
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
pro tip: don’t be my friend or else i will become annoyingly clingy and emotionally attached to you and you can’t escape ever
"Just us girls"
i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
Back to School more like
*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*