You're tacky and I hate you.
kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater
never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
this hit me like a load of fucking bricks.
Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman [x]